Olaf the Terrible

Just after breakfast, a horrible battle cry is heard over the horizon. Women huddle their confused children into huts and barricade the doors. Terror grips the small, defenseless village. For he has been unleashed upon the world. No vegetable garden is safe from his rampaging feet nor any melon spared the cleave of his mighty axe. The villagers watch in fear as their livestock are mocked with primal grunts and dances. Olaf tortures the village for hours with his displays of power and madness. Just as quickly as the terror began, Olaf drops his instruments of destruction and runs for the hills. The village is safe. At least until Olaf is excused from the lunch table.

Beware of the vicious headhunters.

Deep in the jungles of Orange County live a tribe of the most savage bipeds on the planet. Woe to those who have glimpsed their ghastly forms, for they are rarely seen again...in one piece. This crude and yet very elegant drawing was found among the remains of a possibly famous anthropologist.